Reviewer: MAFITA (Signed) · Date: May 15, 2015 05:15 PM · On: Never Again....
Loved it!!! As you know, I'm just re-entering this fandom, and I'm trying to get updated on the fics I missed... :D This one cracked me up! XD I thought they were going to get an allergic reaction to the condoms or something.... The bit about Jennifer made me grin! Never took her for one to use scented/flavored condoms! XD As always, great work! Hope you consider a sequel of sorts to this! Read you soon! Kisses!
Author's Response: Hi, my friend! I'm so happy to see you back on here reading, and that you chose mine to read; I am very honored. And I'm happy that you enjoyed this one. I saw this fake package on Twitter, and I just couldn't resist.;) Thank you for the comments! I hope you will enjoy some more of my stories that you may have missed. Welcome back! *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: GuitarsAndPoetry (Anonymous) · Date: October 24, 2014 06:38 PM · On: Never Again....
Haha! I can totally see Brian reacting this way. Having Jennifer being the one who bought the condoms cracked me up. Thanks for this little fall story. :) -Tina
Author's Response: Hi, Tina! Thank you for reading this story, and for your comments, my friend. I saw a photo of the fake condoms, and I couldn't resist. I could just imagine Brian's reaction to this - LOL! Poor man, though, never could resist a certain bubble butt.:) I'm so happy you enjoyed it. As always, I am very grateful for your support. Thanks again. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: LibertySun (Signed) · Date: October 21, 2014 11:18 PM · On: Never Again....
Finally I am back to this fandom and realizing just how much I have to catch up on. One of the best places to start is with you. :) This was a sweet little pumpkin spiced treat to help curb my current, somewhat insatiable, halloween/fall hunger. Thanks for always sharing your words. Hugs to you ~Mandi
Author's Response: OMG, Mandi!!! My mouth just fell open when I saw who this was! Welcome back! How I have missed your writing! I tried to email you several months ago, but was unsuccessful. I'm so glad to see you're back! I hope that means we will be seeing more of your wonderful writing soon. SO great to hear from you! I hope you are doing well, my friend. And I'm honored beyond words that you chose to start by reading this one. Thank you so much.:) Big Hugs back to you! ~Kim
Reviewer: M_elle_22 (Anonymous) · Date: October 04, 2014 12:42 PM · On: Never Again....
LOL!! I'm glad THESE don't exist, but there are so MANY types out there now a days, lol!
Just like Justin's mom over shared her feelings on the condoms, I used to like really embarass my daughter. I remember dragging her over to the condom isle in the drug store to point out where to find them about when I figured she was already 'experimenting', and was instead a bit shocked myself at the variety. She ended up squrming quietly, hissing that we should go, while I browsed through them quite thouroughly, LOL. I remember saying I needed to find a boyfriend because they looked really fun.
Now that she is a mom and happy with her fiance, I like to ask if they tried one or the other. It's usually a very short conversation. Snort.
Very cute story!
Author's Response: Ha! Loved your anecdote about shopping for condoms with your daughter. I could just see her face when you did that, but what a great mom that you were concerned enough to discuss it with her! I notice they tend to always put these right by the pharmacist's section, too, so they can keep an eye on who's looking them over. Never quite figured out why, though. You would think they would WANT to encourage their use.;) Maybe they were afraid the pumpkin-scented ones would get shoplifted - ha!
Thanks so much for reading this story, and for your comments. I really appreciate that. Always so good to see you reading one of my stories. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: samcdee (Signed) · Date: October 01, 2014 02:22 AM · On: Never Again....
LOL Thank goodness those condoms don't exist. I'm just not into Pumpkin Spice though maybe a chocolate cherry...
Very funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Author's Response: Hi, Shari! Yes, I thought they were real at first; thank goodness they're not. I don't think Brian would like to smell like a Yankee Candle - ha! So happy that you enjoyed this one. Thank you for reading, and for the feedback. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: Dido_MagnaCarta (Signed) · Date: September 24, 2014 12:55 PM · On: Never Again....
Very funny. Love the interaction and dirty talk in this one. Nice one-shot.
Author's Response: Thank you! I kind of missed doing a humorous story, and that photo helped spur me on.;) Thanks for reading, and for taking the time to comment! They are both greatly appreciated. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: CFC (Anonymous) · Date: September 23, 2014 11:11 PM · On: Never Again....
Giggle!
Very good!
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading, and for taking the time to comment; I am very grateful. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: Kathrin (Anonymous) · Date: September 23, 2014 09:16 AM · On: Never Again....
That was a great idea.) Maybe Brian put paper tissues into his nose to avoid the smell...??
But are you sure they are not available. There are really all kinds of flavours available. They seem to sell good. Mabe you should get a patent on pumpkin seed...
Author's Response: Hi, Kathrin! A patent - ha! Maybe I should have Brian do it as the advertising genius. Could you just see Ted coming into his office to tell him that they had a 'potential new client?' LOL!... Thanks for reading this, and for your comments, my friend. They are, as always, greatly appreciated. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: snow (Anonymous) · Date: September 23, 2014 01:44 AM · On: Never Again....
Lmao!!!!!
Author's Response: :D I just couldn't help myself - ha! I'm happy you liked Brian's little 'misadventure.' Thanks as always for reading and commenting, Julieta! Hope you'll write us another story soon. I loved "Alien!" So funny. Thanks again. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: Deb Tanner (Signed) · Date: September 23, 2014 12:58 AM · On: Never Again....
OMG! This was so funny! I loved it! It definitely gets saved to my favorites folder!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks, Deb. I'm so happy you enjoyed it. I couldn't resist writing about this one. It had Brian written all over it for comedic value - ha! Thanks for the comments. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: YumYumPM (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 06:08 PM · On: Never Again....
Totally unexpected. After confirming that yes he had gone to the store, it turns out Jennifer was the one doing the shopping. Pumkin Spiced condums. ROFLOL
Author's Response: I know - I couldn't resist when someone posted that fake package. It looked so real! I could just see Brian's reaction to that - or to a package that had anything remotely romantic-sounding to it.;) I'm glad you enjoyed it. That's my little 'treat' for the upcoming holiday. ;p Thanks for reading, and for the comments, my friend. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: Alois (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 05:21 PM · On: Never Again....
LOL!!! Absolutely great Kim, I love this so much!!! I love so many things here. Thank you, I'm pretty sure my neighbors in the train I'm currently sitting in think I am a happy woman thanks to you, as I coudn't help laughing! Ha!
Author's Response: Hi, my friend! I know I shouldn't even be thinking of writing another story, but I couldn't let that one pass. It had B and J written all over it - ha! Glad you enjoyed it.;) Thanks for reading, and for the feedback. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: TheGirlNoOneKnows5 (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 06:18 AM · On: Never Again....
Hilarious!
xoxo
Author's Response: Hi, Cait! Glad you enjoyed it.;) Thanks for letting me know. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: confused_bliss (Anonymous) · Date: September 22, 2014 05:46 AM · On: Never Again....
Thanks again for writing this, Kim. As I told you over at LiveJournal, this was a bright spot to my day. Well done, and so very funny! Thanks!! :)
Author's Response: You're welcome, Janet. I'm glad I could make you smile yesterday. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: BigPaw (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 05:26 AM · On: Never Again....
What, just premium lube, not whipped cream flavored lube! You should be a party planner, you always know how to make each holiday very special. I thought it was crazy to imagine Brian getting topped by Justin in a condom supplied by Jennifer, spiced or not! Do you think Craig might be wrapping up a new kinky sex toy in Reindeer paper to hide under the tree? More apt to see Deb's name on that gift tag but you never know what can happen.
Lori
Author's Response: "Whipped Cream flavored lube" - ha! That would have certainly gone with the type of condom! Now I draw the line with Craig, though - there is NO telling what he might stuff inside the toy! I love your comments, Lori! Thanks for reading! *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: sfscarlet (Anonymous) · Date: September 22, 2014 04:52 AM · On: Never Again....
Made me laugh. They make everything in scents- so why not condoms- although I must admit I do not like anything pumpkin scented.
Author's Response: But the question is, why??? Brian would die if he ever got a whiff of that. But....as I mentioned, if I came to a choice between sex and no sex with his favorite man, well, then, he might find a way to improvise.;) Thanks for reading, and for the feedback, Sandy. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: bksbracelet (Anonymous) · Date: September 22, 2014 04:51 AM · On: Never Again....
lol brilliant so funny
Author's Response: Hi, Chris! I'm so delighted that you liked it.;) Poor Brian - what a dilemma! LOL! Thanks for reading, and for the feedback, my friend. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: lindc (Anonymous) · Date: September 22, 2014 04:25 AM · On: Never Again....
OMG! What a funny treat. They do have strawberry and peach ones. I think other fruity ones also. On my way to bed and found this. What a hoot. lol
Author's Response: Hi, lindc! OMG, do they really? I cannot imagine! But Brian would not like scented ones at all, unless maybe they had Armani cologne scented ones - ha! I'm glad you liked this one. I saw that photo posted on Twitter, and I just couldn't resist. They listed other items, too, like Pumpkin Spice tampax - LOL! Thanks for the comments, and as always, thank you for reading.;) *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: boriqua522 (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 04:12 AM · On: Never Again....
OMFG!!! I can't stop laughing!!! That was hilarious!! You outdid yourself with this one. I loved the visual of the condom packet!! That was ingenious. I can only imagine something like that actually being an actual product. You've had me rolling since the beginnng of this one-shot. I loved that jennifer bought her son condoms. I think that had me laughing the most. This was great as always. You never cease to amaze me with what you can come up with. Now you know this is a tradition, so I can't wait for the Thanksgiving story.
Author's Response: My dearest friend - I have NO idea how I overlooked your wonderful review! I read it, but someone never responded to it. I am very sorry about that! I know THIS one was a surprise to you (as my beta). I just saw that photo, though, and knew I had to write a little something about it. Now you've put pressure on me for a Thanksgiving story. BAD girl. You KNOW that will involve more work on your part., too;)
I'm so glad that you liked it, Gloria. THANK you for reading, for commenting, but most of all, for being the best beta and friend anyone could ever have. And don't worry; I'll be shipping your more work soon.;) *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: Lorie (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 03:43 AM · On: Never Again....
Cute story, but why in the world would anyone want flavored condoms?
Author's Response: Hi, Lorie! I know! But thank God they weren't real. Someone did a great job of making them look that way, though. Maybe Jennifer's just into reliving her teenage years, and thinks it's cool.;) I just couldn't get that image out of my head, and Brian would be the LAST person to want something like this - ha! Thanks for reading, and for the comments, Lori. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: nicolle_midnight2013 (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 03:28 AM · On: Never Again....
That was pretty fun, my friend! Poor Justin will hear for a long time for allowing his mother to buy condoms for him and Brian. And worst of all is knowing that his mother uses them and likes them very much. This is great information for anyone. Thankfully, Brian ensures that all kinds of soap, shampoo and lotions high quality in your bathroom. Thank you my friend for this fun story. I needed to cheer me up as you already know and that made the magic required. Hugs. Fatima.
Author's Response: You're welcome, my friend. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Hang in there. I'm sure readers will soon realize what a terrific story you have written, and that it is finished! Thank you for writing it, and for reading this short story. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: JAZZEPOET (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 03:16 AM · On: Never Again....
Lol...this has got to be the best laugh I've had all day :D
Author's Response: Well, I'm glad I was responsible then.;) I saw this on Twitter, and I really thought it was legit! I found out, though, that it wasn't. They even had Pumpkin-scented Tampax. Eww..... LOL! Thanks for reading, Tamara. *Hugs* ~Kim
Reviewer: Brynneth (Signed) · Date: September 22, 2014 02:56 AM · On: Never Again....
This was awesome, Kim! I LOL!
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. I just couldn't help myself.;) Could you see Brian using a scented condom, especially one like this? Uh...no....LOL! Thanks for reading, my friend. *Hugs* ~Kim
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